{"id":1181,"date":"2019-12-30T18:37:23","date_gmt":"2019-12-30T17:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2020-04-01T07:13:44","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T05:13:44","slug":"ptite-bete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/?p=1181","title":{"rendered":"P’tite b\u00eate"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Le cloporte colporte
Ses mille pattes poilues
Sur le mur, sous la porte,
Recherchant une issue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En chemin, il croise le fer
Du fil de l\u2019araign\u00e9e, tendu
Avec, au bout, la luisante Sissi,
Mad\u2019moiselle bronzant nue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh la, jeune donzelle,
Que fais tu ainsi d\u00e9v\u00eatue
Apostrophe le cloporte,
Debout sur la margelle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je file du coton,
D\u2019une grande qualit\u00e9,
Car s\u2019il \u00e9tait mauvais,
Il ne me retiendrait\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh ! Si haut que les \u00e9toiles,
Accroch\u00e9es \u00e0 ma toile
Qui te sont destin\u00e9es
Mon petit chou pomm\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cette d\u00e9claration, d\u2019amour,
C\u2019est nue que je te la fais, Cloclo,
Pour te montrer, toujours,
Je n\u2019ai rien \u00e0 te cacher, ti amo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rejoins moi,
Mon roi,
Dans mon lit,
Ici,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et serre moi contre toi
Fort, si fort, aussi fort
Que tu le peux\u2026
Morbleu !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent <\/a>\/ Suivant<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Le cloporte colporteSes mille pattes poiluesSur le mur, sous la porte,Recherchant une issue. En chemin, il croise le ferDu fil de l\u2019araign\u00e9e, tenduAvec, au bout, la luisante Sissi,Mad\u2019moiselle bronzant nue. Oh la, jeune donzelle,Que fais tu ainsi d\u00e9v\u00eatueApostrophe le cloporte, Debout sur la margelle. Je file du coton, D\u2019une grande qualit\u00e9, Car s\u2019il \u00e9tait mauvais,Il ne … Continuer la lecture de « P’tite b\u00eate »<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poesie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1181"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1653,"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions\/1653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncertainjacques.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}